Tonight, after weeks of attempts and a few trying nights of bugged encounters, Heroic Atramedes was finally defeated. Charlie Sheen, an onlooker of the scene, was anxious to comment on the heroic deeds put forth by Vanquish. “ That was Epic. You guys are just winning! You made that blind Dragon look like a droopy eyed armless child. You guys apparently only have one speed and that’s GO! I did notice however that you may have not read the instruction manual the first few times because he just made your face melt right off. You guys have tiger’s blood, Adonus DNA, and make the magic happen like rock stars from Mars. Keep on winning and don’t ever forget, a ball sack is like a Christmas ornament for a man.”

Thank you for your kind words, Mr. Sheen and good luck to you, sir.