New thread... hit me up with some fav quotes!!!!
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." - Woody Allen
"If you can't do the morning after, don't do the night before."
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
- Christopher Morley
Veni Vidi Vici
I Came I saw I conquered
napolean
*edit* Julius Ceaser, my bad. I was thinking of my history work i was doing just before and how much that phrase applied too Napolean Bonaparte!
I laid the foundations for most of the houses on this street, do they call me Angus the Stonemason? No.
I dug wells for half the families in town, do they call me Angus the Water-bringer? No.
I built bridges over nearly every creek in the county, do they call me Angus the Bridge Builder? No.
But you fuck one sheep...
"Veni vidi vici" was totally Julius Ceaser, by the way.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - albert einstien
Death before Dishonor - Samurai (actually an artical about Bushido by Masaru Fujimoto, good stuff)
look at my sig
“A camel is a horse designed by a committee.”
- Sir Alec Issigonis
also, an interesting fact i learned today:
less people are bitten every year by sharks than by new yorkers.
swiftbow said »
"Veni vidi vici" was totally Julius Ceaser, by the way.
And shortly after meeting Cleopatra, he said vidi, vici, veni.
"I am no retreating, I am merely advancing in another direction" - General Douglas McArthur
Hi'o!
There is a thread (which I'm sure ever forum ever has) on the Cracked forums about Futurama quotes. Reminded me of my favorite ever:
"Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth
forgot about this one but its awesome
"Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.'"
Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...'
- Johnny Depp
"You're Mad" "Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this would problably never work"
Cutler Becket (First) Jack Sparrow (second)
"The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice".
"Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory".
"Bank guys get so hung up about things like bad credit histories and people who fill in the "occupation" blank of the application with wizard. I guess it could have been worse. I could have been filling out the reason the loan was needed with pay off mercenary for services rendered"."
"I can’t sleep well any night I haven’t inflicted a little property damage."
"Just because you aren't paranoid, doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."
"Pain is a part of life. Sometimes it's a big part, and sometimes it isn't, but either way, it's part of the big puzzle, the deep music, the great game. Pain does two things: It teaches you, tells you that you're alive. Then it passes away and leaves you changed. It leaves you wiser, sometimes. Sometimes it leaves you stronger. Either way, pain leaves its mark, and everything important that wil ever happen to you in life is going to involve it in one degree or another."
All quotes from Harry Dresden, as written by Jim Butcher.