I am not making this up!

http://news.aol.com/article/dad-donald-crawford-loses-kid-truck-at/784686

A guy goes to a strip club, leaves his 5-year old in the truck. Gets so drunk he can't find his tractor trailer in a strip club parking lot (???). Calls the police.

"I need to report a stolen vehicle and a lost child," a man says.

"Where's the child? You don't know who took him?" asks the emergency operator.

"He was in the vehicle when it was tooken," the man says.

The man on the phone says that his 5-year-old is in the truck, and tries to explain where he left the vehicle. The operator asks him where he went -- a business?

"No, I was at whatever this strip club is."

"And you left your son in the truck to wait for you?," the operator asks.

"He was sleeping."

 

Sadly in the last few months there have been a few cases like this on the news websites.