Tonight, after weeks of attempts and a few trying nights of bugged encounters, Heroic Atramedes was finally defeated. Charlie Sheen, an onlooker of the scene, was anxious to comment on the heroic deeds put forth by Vanquish. “ That was Epic. You guys are just winning! You made that blind Dragon look like a droopy eyed armless child. You guys apparently only have one speed and that’s GO! I did notice however that you may have not read the instruction manual the first few times because he just made your face melt right off. You guys have tiger’s blood, Adonus DNA, and make the magic happen like rock stars from Mars. Keep on winning and don’t ever forget, a ball sack is like a Christmas ornament for a man.”

Thank you for your kind words, Mr. Sheen and good luck to you, sir.

What more can I say, this merged raiding team has came together perfectly. We raided 2 nights together and we’ve gained 2 progression kills. We’ve just scratched the surface of what we are capable of as we move forward and become more organized. I can feel that everyone is excited for the days and weeks to come!

No doubt Heroic Halfus felt great to down but Herioc Chimaeron was a particular pleasure as it takes just the right combination of teamwork and each individual player executing an almost flawless performance. This three-headed monstrosity has been a thorn in our sides in all his modes, but now he’s just another notch in our collective bedposts.

Great job everyone!

We are continuing our search for great players apply now to see what we are looking for.  http://vanquish-guild.com/main/recruitment/

(Not pictured: Bright-eyed baby otters who made this kill possible)

Once upon a time, there was a group of 25 friends. These friends decided to explore a mountain cave together one fateful Wednesday evening. Upon entering the cavernous depths, however, a cruel dragon named Atramedes taunted them by laughing over and over as a warlock continuously face planted. Despite the warlock’s desperate need for a built in parachute and guard rails built into the elevator, he eventually managed to get his feet safely on the floor. The Dragon was not finished however. Out of rage, the friends attacked the blind troglobite. However, without his sight, the dragons sense of direction was heightened and he continually took advantage of the dyslexic nature fo the friends. In the end, the joke was on the dragon, because whether you swing left or right, a slash across the throat still kills your ass.

Afterwards we headed over to Bastion of Twilight for a quick Halfus kill.