http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ A World of Warcraft Raiding Guild en Mon, 08 Jun 2026 06:27:23 +0000 http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33305 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:24:21 +0000 Hopefire 33305@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <blockquote> <p><cite>Norgulzar said &raquo;</cite></p> <p>This isn't so much a question as a statement proving that there is life after death; it just seemed like an appropriate thread to put it in.</p> <p>Try to imagine you, yourself, not existing.</p> <p>Can't?</p> <p>Exactly.</p> </blockquote> <p>I find that extremely easy to imagine.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>I can also imagine nothing existing.</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33299 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:04:18 +0000 Thanasis 33299@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>pel their is a very obvious answer to that</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33297 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:12:28 +0000 Norgulzar 33297@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>This isn't so much a question as a statement proving that there is life after death; it just seemed like an appropriate thread to put it in.</p> <p>Try to imagine you, yourself, not existing.</p> <p>Can't?</p> <p>Exactly.</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33295 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:01:49 +0000 Pelinal 33295@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>What is the meaning of life?</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33294 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:45:38 +0000 Hopefire 33294@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>&nbsp;To answer the unspoken question, I have an image:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/737/original/00498622.jpg" /></p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33260 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:13:44 +0000 swiftbow 33260@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <blockquote> <p><cite>Hopefire said &raquo;</cite></p> <p>Some humans may also be dancers, but most of the guild is composed of straight white males who play World of Warcraft, so dancing is obviously out of the question.</p> </blockquote> <p>&nbsp;Hilarious.</p> <p>&nbsp;Fun fact about left handed people. The word for left in Latin was sinister. The &quot;left&quot; connotation of sinister was also adopted by heraldry in the middle ages, but today it simply means evil or onimous. This clearly means that left handed people are children of the devil. Like blood elves.</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33254 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:28:23 +0000 Hopefire 33254@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <blockquote> <p><cite>Khii said &raquo;</cite></p> <p>1) Are we humans or are we dancers?</p> <p>2) Why does Lil'Wayne sound so yummy but look soooo fugly?</p> <p>3) Why the fuck are blood elves left-handed casters?</p> </blockquote> <p>1) In the beginning, prior to the Big Bang, all was one. We are the children of the stars, beings that once existed in perfect harmony in the fiery hearts of massive suns, sundered apart in a supernova of light&nbsp;that spread us across the cosmos. Gathered together onto the dreaming world called Earth, every part of every atom in our bodies went through countless cycles of&nbsp;birth and death and rebirth through countless beings, descending into the bosom of the earth time and again and rising up to take on new form. Eventually, the matter that forms each and every one of us became gathered in our current forms, which is to say human. Some humans may also be dancers, but most of the guild is composed of straight white males who play World of Warcraft, so dancing is obviously out of the question.</p> <p>2) He does not sound yummy. On a yummyness scale with regards to his voice he's somewhere between Barney and Macy Gray. And yes, he looks fugly.</p> <p>3)&nbsp;Left handed peoples are superior to right handed peoples. Research at Lafayette College and Johns Hopkins University shows left-handed men are 15-26% richer than right handed people on average. Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Leonardo Da Vinci, Henry Ford, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Michelangelo Buonaroti, Babe Ruth, etc. So, for the Blood Elves to cast left-handed indicates that the Blood Elves are fucking posers, trying to act like the cool kids.</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-33252 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:31:45 +0000 Khii 33252@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>1) Are we humans or are we dancers?</p> <p>2) Why does Lil'Wayne sound so yummy but look soooo fugly?</p> <p>3) Why the fuck are blood elves left-handed casters?</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32865 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:50:13 +0000 Hopefire 32865@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <blockquote> <p><cite>Pelinal said &raquo;</cite></p> <p>Does Enzyte really make you &quot;larger&quot;?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </blockquote> <p>The original founder of the company that made it was arrested, charged, and found guilty of conspiracy, money laundering, mail fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud, and was found guilty on 93 counts. His 75 year old mother was also sentenced to two years in prison for her connection with the company. While I don't really want to speculate on what a snake oil penis enhancement's salesman's relationship with his mother might be, I think that the facts speak for themselves.&nbsp;</p> <p>I also suggest avoiding doing what <a href="//www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1999-16.html">this guy did</a>, on the off-chance the story isn't just an urban legend.&nbsp;</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32850 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:14:47 +0000 Pelinal 32850@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>Does Enzyte really make you &quot;larger&quot;?</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32835 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:24:34 +0000 Hopefire 32835@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>The answer is variable, depending heavily on the acidity and enzyme potency of the saliva of the person doing the licking, his or her tongue size and shape, the duration and strength of licking, variable flavoring additives in the tootsie roll pop, the age of the candy, traces of other food items in the saliva of the person doing the licking, air speed velocity, the humidity and temperature of the surrounding air, among other factors.&nbsp;In my own experience, the average is 729. However, variations range from as low as 625 to as high as 1024.&nbsp;</p> <p>Having said that, any reasonable, normal person will just start crunching it after at most twenty-five to thirty two licks, making the question unnecessary.&nbsp;</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32833 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:16:18 +0000 swiftbow 32833@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>Oh wise Hope,</p> <p>How many licks <em>does</em> it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32831 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:39:53 +0000 Hopefire 32831@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><div><br /> <div>Jesus once said &quot;I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.&quot; &nbsp;(Matthew 5:28)&nbsp;Look at a woman in a pornographic picture with lust in your heart, and in a matter of speaking you have already fornicated with that woman. The same applies to violence, and envy, and all other forms of sin.</div><br /> <br /> <div>Just so: to look at an animal cracker with hunger in your heart, to eat the animal cracker, is to symbolically eat the animal. Just as Jesus performed the miracle of turning wine into his blood and bread into his body, the animal crackers nature is that of the animals they represent. So, when you eat an animal cracker, in the eyes of God and Jesus you are eating the animal itself. If you are a vegetarian, then you have violated the spirit of your beliefs, and God probably hates you because you're a hypocrite.&nbsp;&nbsp;</div><br /> <br /> <div>If you're not a vegetarian, animal crackers are delicious and Jesus approved.&nbsp;</div><br /> <br /> <div>&nbsp;</div><br /> </div></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32829 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:24:12 +0000 banananizer 32829@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>Yes, it is morally alright. Those animals are less than two inches long, thus they don't have a conscience and are fine to eat.</p> http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=8078#post-32823 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:34:11 +0000 Gatorkiller 32823@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ <p>&nbsp;If you are a vegetarian, is it morally alright to eat animal crackers? Please defend your position.</p>