http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ A World of Warcraft Raiding Guild en Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:10:36 +0000 http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=6032&page=99#post-24541 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:03:15 +0000 Onyx 24541@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ hahaha<br /> <br /> that was great http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/topic.php?id=6032&page=99#post-24540 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:12:49 +0000 Malki 24540@http://www.vanquish-guild.com/main/forum/ SARAH PALIN: I'll find ya a reason and bring it to ya.<br /> <br /> BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!<br /> The chicken wanted change!<br /> <br /> JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he<br /> recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the<br /> chickens on the other side of the road.<br /> <br /> HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little<br /> chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to<br /> ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance<br /> it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.<br /> <br /> GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We<br /> just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The<br /> chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.<br /> <br /> DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?<br /> <br /> JOE BIDEN: I'm tired of walking on egg shells because of this chicken.<br /> <br /> COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the<br /> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.<br /> <br /> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your<br /> definition of chicken?<br /> <br /> AL GORE: I invented the chicken.<br /> <br /> JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now<br /> against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the<br /> chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.<br /> <br /> AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.<br /> <br /> DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that<br /> he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes<br /> after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help<br /> him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems<br /> before adding new problems.<br /> <br /> OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why<br /> he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn<br /> from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give<br /> this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live<br /> his life like the rest of the chickens.<br /> <br /> ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we<br /> have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.<br /> <br /> NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see<br /> it in his eyes and the way he walks.<br /> <br /> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.<br /> <br /> MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was<br /> going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Mark et to sell my eggs when<br /> the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider<br /> information.<br /> <br /> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Did<br /> he cross it with a hare? Did he cross it with a bear? Did he check if the<br /> road was hot? I kinda doubt it, I think not! Yes, the chicken crossed the<br /> road, but why it crossed, I've not been told. Just one more thing I have to<br /> say, it's been bugging me to this very day. If the Chicken is a she, why do<br /> we keep saying HE?<br /> <br /> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.<br /> <br /> JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain<br /> truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken<br /> is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we<br /> boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal<br /> media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That<br /> chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as<br /> that.<br /> <br /> GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody<br /> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.<br /> <br /> BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few mom ents, we will be<br /> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story<br /> of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish<br /> its lifelong dream of crossing the road.<br /> <br /> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.<br /> <br /> JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,<br /> in peace.<br /> <br /> BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross<br /> roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your<br /> checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new<br /> platform is much more stable and will never cras#@&amp;&amp;%%......reboot.&lt; BR&gt;<br /> <br /> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move<br /> beneath the chicken?<br /> <br /> COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?